My favorite aminal, the cuttlefish!
the challenge 画
I have made it my mission to find this individual, travel to the city where this challenge was issued, and collect my one-hundred dollars.
Don’t do it, he is gonna bro-rape you.
Friend, Me and my BF shall accompany you, for none have been able to escape his wrath in the game either. It will be the Triforce of battles, the epic saga…
No Ramen For You.
I have a good system to Ramen. Sauce. Brick. Water. 3:45. Let it sit for 1 min. It’s perfect.
I felt ill today, so I asked my dear boyfriend, Corey if he minded making me a bowl. I instructed him from afar and my tummy grumbled hungrily as it approached.
Corey, in his fancy ‘cooking’ mood decided to flamboyantly put it on my lap.
I did not notice this, I tried leaning into it, which caused bowl-lap collision, some sloshed over the cater of the bowl and landed harmlessly into my blanket.
Corey decided the cushion above me would be a good temporary resting pot for the still mostly-filled bowl of flaming broth as he assessed the situation to take care of it himself.
I scooped up the blanket and decided to go clean it up before it soaked through.
As I leaned to get up, the cushion leaned towards me.
I’m only glad it wasn’t my face. My lovely fore-arm took the hit this time and feels like it is made of dragons and menthol in the deepest wintry fire.
In other news boyfriend is thoughtfully getting me some (safe) fast food, Aloe Vera and chocolate.
The poor thing—we’re never usually this clumsy. :P
Little kitty is at the vet’s today. She is throwing her lady parts to the curb. I’m worried for her. Can’t wait to pick her up later today. >_<
My boyfriend is making me reblog it because he wants to find it. I do like it, though. Amusing. :)
My friends kitty, Hither.
Ahahahaha! This is MY kitty! She likes not being a feral huntress anymore. We like her all right. :)
I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more time. Sex does not sell. If sex sold, we would see penises where we see boobs. Naked men would be on everything that naked women are on. Sex isn’t what they’re selling you. They’re selling you an impossible, pornographically fueled misogynistic idea of the perfect woman.
This ^^^ Although, American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch seem to be doing pretty good with sexualizing equally. :)